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BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink... <br>GIRL : Why not ?? <br>BOY : I'm broke. <p>BOY : May I hold your hand?? <br>GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. <p>GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?? <br>BOY : What time was it?? <p>GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! <br>BOY : You love me... <p>GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? <br>BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? <p>GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.. <br>BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? <p>BOY : I love you and I could die for you! <br>GIRL : How soon?? <p>SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? <br>TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth. <p>Man : You remind me of the sea. <br>Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting? <br>Man : NO, because you make me sick. <p>Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. <br>Husband : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth. <p>Mary : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter? <br>Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. <p>Jimmy : Mom, can I have two piece of cake? <br>Mom : Certainly. Take this piece and cut it in two. <p>Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I comfortable seated. <br>Lily : So what do you do? <br>Sam : I close my eyes. <p>Teacher : Have you given the goldfish fresh water? <br>Pupil : No, Sir. They haven't finished the water I gave them last week. <p>Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake? <br>Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it? <p>It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. <br>"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. <br>"That's no offense," replied the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?" <br>"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.<br> [$nbsp] <p>