环球小姐最后一道测试题(儿童不宜)

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环球小姐最后一道测试题(儿童不宜)  
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的×器官。  
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like  
gentlemen.  
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........  
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……  
(Applause! Applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌)  
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or  
Toro(Bull)  
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.  
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。  
Applause! Applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌)  
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your  
country?  
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like  
gossip or rumors.  
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.  
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。  
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)  
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?  
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.  
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.  
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。  
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! 》Applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)  
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.  
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms India: Because it works day and night......  
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。  
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)  
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a  
male organ in your country?  
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton  
car.  
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.  
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。  
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)  
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)  
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu  
(Afraid to lose).  
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes  
before the  
show is over.  
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。  
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!  
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)  
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?  
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。  
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.  
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。  
Question: How can you say so?  
问：为什么呢？  
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........  
中国小姐：  
虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

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翔子

我也就头尾看了一下。 顺便练一下英文，哈哈

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翔子 wrote:
我也就头尾看了一下。 顺便练一下英文，哈哈

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