Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman

梅子爱找茶

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.  
  
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.  
  
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.  
  
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.  
  
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.  
  
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.  
  
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.  
  
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.  
  
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.  
  
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.  
  
*你肯定是一教材 —— 不是正面的，就是反面的
  
*男人得做他们该做的，女人得做男人做不到的
  
*女人凡事都得比男人做得好上一倍，而仍然被认为只有男人做的一半好。
好在要想做得比男人好上一倍，并非难事。
  
*三十五岁是一个女人的脑子开始有点好使的年龄，可惜这也是她的身材开始走样的时候
  
*聪明男人跟蠢女人在一起的司空见惯，但是聪明女人可不稀罕蠢男人
（我猜聪明男人是想使自己显得更加聪明才宁愿跟蠢的在一起吧)        
  
*高跟鞋如果真的那么棒，那男人绝对不会不穿的
  
*这句话，我看没有（就是“看不懂”的意思，闽南人说“读书读不好”说成“读没有”）
  
*成功的男人背后肯定有一错愕的女人
  
*我从未听见一男人询问该如何协调他的婚姻跟事业
  
*我终身未婚，因为没这必要。我家养了三宠物，他们恰如其分地扮演了丈夫的角色：
我的狗每天早上都咆哮，我的鹦鹉每天咒骂一下午，而我的猫夜夜晚归。

梅子爱找茶

“Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. ”  
  
这似乎暗示着：女人的可爱程度是一定的，她在相貌上如果多可爱了一点，那智慧上就只好贫乏一点。  
  
美貌的欠缺固然是有点遗憾，可要是美貌是一人里里外外最精彩的地方，那就不仅是遗憾，简直都有点可悲了 because beauty would fade away sooner or later.  
Unluckily，lots and lots of guys (smart guys included) believe otherwise  
  
难怪张爱玲说：“女人比男人较富于择偶的常识，这一点。。。与人类前途的休戚大大有关。。。现今社会的症结全在男子之不会挑拣老婆，以至于。。。子孙每况愈下。。。。非得要所有的婚姻全由女子主动，我们才有希望产生一种超人的民族。”