标题: Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman [打印本页] 作者: 梅子爱找茶 时间: 2002-1-1 18:44 标题: Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home who answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night.
*我终身未婚，因为没这必要。我家养了三宠物，他们恰如其分地扮演了丈夫的角色：
我的狗每天早上都咆哮，我的鹦鹉每天咒骂一下午，而我的猫夜夜晚归。作者: 梅子爱找茶 时间: 2003-5-29 10:50 标题: 回复： Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman “Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. ”
这似乎暗示着：女人的可爱程度是一定的，她在相貌上如果多可爱了一点，那智慧上就只好贫乏一点。
美貌的欠缺固然是有点遗憾，可要是美貌是一人里里外外最精彩的地方，那就不仅是遗憾，简直都有点可悲了 because beauty would fade away sooner or later.
Unluckily，lots and lots of guys (smart guys included) believe otherwise